“You’re never ready until you’re
ready and then you’re still not ready”.
Our heads are buzzing with this mantra as we try and get ready. The
lists of ‘things to do’ seem to be endless and as we cross things off the top,
more appear on the bottom. We’ve been preparing for this day for at least 11
years, and as my son says “he’s been hearing about it for 11 years”!
Normally our winter break is
enjoyed riding our 200cc around Thailand, but this year we had gone to Thailand
early, in October for our 3 month stint, expecting to return only in December
to spend time with our family. Our fabulous trusty Tiger2 was in storage in
Phuket, costing a small amount, not too much but enough
to warrant it being
moved to our family up north. We planned a roundtrip from Thailand, across east
through Cambodia, then up north to Laos and back to the northeast in Isan
country, where our extended family live. A family illness at home changed our
plans and our trip in Thailand lasted 15 days. It was enough time to collect
the bike, ride 4000kms north, build a sturdy 2x3m breezeblock garage on the
side of the kitchen at Bamboozer INN, Ban Thon, Khon Kaen and fly back to
France. Knowing that the bike is safe and secure for a good few years until we
return was the start of getting the stars aligned.
The empty days between Xmas and New
Year, when festivities are over, the holiday break is coming to an end, the French
weather outside is foul and the question of what shall we do? and
where shall
we go? loomed. The tragedy that brought us home is prolonged and ongoing and we
are powerless to help. In a mood of despair, we grasp on the long suppressed
idea that now is the time to start our RTW. Retirement finances are just
sufficient. Our sale of extraneous bric-a-brac has boosted the RTW fund. Family
commitments are stable. Our health is good, at 64 years and 79 years. Our
lock-up-and-go is ready to be locked-up-and-go’ed. We bought the much needed
waterproof panniers and liners on our recent trip to Thailand. The bike has
been modified to almost perfection. We have a family friend of more than 30
years willing to housesit for 9 months. More and more stars are aligning
themselves.
What more is there to do?
Just GO.
The two weeks between the idea of
going (29 th January
2018) are filled with tiny details. We do lots of internet searches and
purchases and hours of u-tube viewing of other Motorcycle Adventure Travels in
South America, tips and hints of what to do, where to go and how to get there.
December 2017) and the action of departing (12
Cost Star: Emails are sent
around the globe to shipping companies and agents. We chose James Cargo
Services Limited to fly our bike to Buenos Aires and Dakarmotos to help us
through customs the other end. Medical and travel insurance becomes quite an
ordeal as we trawl through the internet looking at options. Being on the wrong
side of 75 years, on a motorcycle and going for more than 3 months, we are
considered
a high risk. The costs are beyond our budget until our French
Insurance man finds us the right product, at the right price, worldwide for one
year, with the provision we return to France every 3months to ‘check-in’.
That’s fine by us. James Cargo have assured us they have agents willing to
store our bike while we do the return trip in between rides. Documents are
scanned and sent to all parties concerned. The hotel in Buenos Aires is booked
and paid for on our arrival night. We’ve set up direct debits and done a
budget, reckoning about 60-90 euros per day maximum for food, fuel and
accommodation. We meet up with our lovely English-speaking French Bank manager and tell her that the card will be showing up lots of purchases from far way places. She is so excited for us and it is beginning to dawn that the moment we have been rehearsing for is nearly upon us. The stage is almost set for opening night.
Sometimes we feel as if there are
plots to stop us
·
the printer cartridges need replacing
·
the internet goes off for maintenance
·
the shops are closed for inventory
·
the stock is not available
·
the nurse needs a prescription for the
vaccinations
·
the doctor is on holiday
·
we need a week between vaccinations and the time
to depart France is a few days away.
Medical Star: Vaccination
requirements for South America include Meningitis, Typhoid,
Diphtheria/Polio/Whooping cough, Yellow Fever with Certificate, Tetanus, Hep B
& A, and Cholera. We check our Health Record Card to find there is a
mish-mash of what we have and don’t have/need. We get the prescriptions from
the doctor for some and the lovely nurse comes to the house and jabs us. I make
an appointment with City Docs in the UK near the Airport for the missing ones
in a week’s time. B gets a 6 month supply of his tablets. A kit bag with medical
essentials is packed.
Bike Star: the Sertao gets
stripped and serviced. We remove the back wheel, chain and sprocket. B
thoroughly inspects the sprocket and turns it around before replacing it. The Michelin
tyre still appears impressively new even though we bought it in Greece and it
has done another 12000kms. We buy and fit a matching front tyre. He drains the
radiator and spots flecks of oil in the water. The hunt is now on for a set of
waterpump seals (on a Sunday, in rural France) - no chance. By Tuesday night
they have been ordered, delivered and fitted. The front sprocket is badly worn
on the splines. We raid the X-country and swop the front sprockets. The bike
also has the front-end from the X-country, so it’s
now a bit of a hybrid and is
ready to GO. Our clever friend, who builds bikes, skilfully fits a stainless
steel tool box between the engine and the front wheel and two platform-type
extensions to the Alu panniers. The bike gets new oil and a new oil and air
filter. The new battery is checked, no
water needed. The Scott Oiler is primed and checked against the re-fitted
chain. The headlights now sport an LED bulb and the spotlights we bought in
Thailand are fitted. We fit extra brackets to the front box that projects over
the front wheel (carrying spare parts) and remount the GPS bracket. B has
fitted a ‘manual’ cruise control, which we tested and enjoyed on our trip to
Jersey/Norfolk and back.
Gear Star: My heated vest
gets a make-over. We sort out good thermals from rubbish ones. In the
UK, where
we have a week between delivering the bike and waiting for our plane, we buy a
new visor, keeping the slightly scratched one as a spare. We waterproof our
gaiters/spats with a double dose of spray and our dear friend in the UK gives
our boots a good polish.
Security Star: Amazon and EBay
must love us as we order a personal alarm, a disc brake alarm and a Targos
Defcon cable alarm. We carry a hefty chain looped around the tank bag. We buy an
ultralight weight bike cover and chunky bike lock. In the UK we research the
SPOT TRACKER, which is duly purchased and connected. Various trips into the
garden at 2⁰
reveal it can catch the GPS signal and send Spot tracking signals to the Page
on the computer/smartphone. We set up family and friends as virtual watchdogs.
Camping Star: Berghaus
gets an order for their ultralight 3 man-tent with vestibule. We weigh all our
bedding and camping kit, knowing we must lose at least a few kilograms. The
bedding bag weighs 9kg, we get it down to 7kg by losing pillows and those tiny
aeroplane blankets courtesy of China
Document Star: CHECK LIST:
International Driving License, Passports, Bike Registration (Carte Gris) and
Proof of Purchase, Health Cards, Travel Insurance paper, Air Ticket, Notebooks
for Journal and Codes.
Electronic Star: CHECK
LIST: Smartphone, Lapbook, Camera, GoPro, and now Spot are all ready to GO. The
Helmet intercom is checked and charged, with charging cables reduced to the
minimum. The Garmin is updated and a map
of South America purchased and
installed. Cigarette type charger.
Spares and Tools Star:
CHECKLIST: Batteries for Spot and lamps. Spare microSD’s. Spectacles. Tyre
lever. Tyre pump. Tyre pressure gauge. Jumper leads. Spanners. Scott oil. Duct
tape. Syphon tube. Gasket cement. Bulbs. Puncture repair kit. Chain link
master. Visor. Oil filter. A 17” inner tube that will work for the 17” back
tyre and stretch for the 19” front one. Bolts, nuts, washes. Fuses.
Route Star: We land at
Buenos Aires and aim South, and at some time aim North, with a zig-zag in the middle.
That’s it. We land on the same day as the DAKAR RACE ends.
At last the list of checks and to
do’s gets shorter. We say farewell to our fabulously supportive friends and on
a sunny but chilly 6⁰ mid-morning, we ride out of the drive for the 500kms ride
to the ferry at Dieppe. By 16h30 the
temperature has dropped to 4⁰
and the nearer ferry port of Caen is calling. We buy an overnight ticket, hang
around for a few hours in the cosy café and eventually board just before
midnight. Their carpets are really soft and our good sleep was aided by a
whisky-tasting promotion on board. A few phone calls to re-arrange our schedule
brought us together with another wing of the family that we haven’t met up with
for at least 6 years. The warm welcome, not to mention the delicious breakfast
and supper, made us feel very special and cared for. Then from Bournemouth it
was a short whippy ride in 5⁰ to Amersham where we have been spoilt
from top to toe, while we gather our thoughts, have more injections, deliver
the bike to James Cargo and complete the endless list.
B leaves ahead of me to test-track
the SPOT in London. It works. I catch up a few days later and
we train down to
friends (the same ones who joined us in Croatia) near Gatwick. We have a very
merry evening, followed by a very early start, last minute bits and pieces and
then we get delivered to South Terminal. Not much to do now! Somehow all the
stars are aligned and it’s time to go.